Deutsche Telekom...why they've got to go Okay,
most of you may know that Deutsche Telekom recently got privatised, and
in theory lost their monopoly. For the first time ever, they now have to
face competition from other companies, and have as a result been forced
to cut the costs of calls dramatically. This they have done, except...
- They still managed to make a 20 % INCREASE in profits over the
last year. Obviously taking profit margins as low as they go, huh?
- They still have a legal right to be the only telephone company to
actually supply the socket you stick your phone into in your home.
Of course, this means that they still have their monopoly, since a
small part of every call charge goes to them, whoever you phone
with. Better still, you still have to pay them for the privilege of
even having a telephone, even if all your calls are made through
another service.
- Their service still stinks - I recently applied for a special
tarif that lets me buy units in advance (limited to 5 numbers, of
course) at a discount. Not only did they twice get the number wrong,
they tried to bill me for changing the number.
- Ironically, the number is one of their own, being for the
T-Online ISP. Worse than that, they still don't have the number
right...after 3 months.
- Their current advertising campaigns include the caption "Ganz
Deutschland freut sich" (all of Germany is happy [to be with
us]...not me, I'm afraid, guys). And the proud announcement that you
profit automatically from changes in your mobile phone tarif.
Really...like we used to have to ask them very nicely to let us have
the new prices?
So, the most advanced network in the world (as they claim), or a
crock of shit? Make your own mind up as to whether the following
punishments would be suitable, and
mail me if you
have a better idea:
- Compulsory duty picking up soap in the showers of every prison in
Germany, after being forced to admit to the inmates what percentage
of call charges goes straight to the bank.
- Being forced to publicly admit that in fact SFA gets invested in
the network - like almost every major telephone network, the
infrastructure has been there for decades, and so has needed little
upgrading. Otherwise, how come installation of my ISDN lines just
needed me to plug a box into the existing socket, then my phone and
PC into the box?
- Being forced to eat a kilo of figs (per person), then being put
on a 15 hour flight to the middle of nowhere...except the flush
doesn't work on the aircraft toilet, and it's a rough flight.
- The above to apply to anyone time-wasting on the Executive Board,
or who for whatever reason, believes the shit they spout.
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